第 5 季 共 25 集
播出时间：1990年9月24日
第 1 集 We'll Follow the Sun
播出时间：1990年9月24日
The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.
第 2 集 Al... with Kelly
播出时间：1990年10月1日
Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.
第 3 集 Sue Casa, His Casa
播出时间：1990年10月8日
After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.
第 4 集 The Unnatural
播出时间：1990年10月15日
Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.
第 5 集 The Dance Show
播出时间：1990年10月22日
Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.
第 6 集 Kelly Bounces Back
播出时间：1990年10月29日
Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.
第 7 集 Married ... with Aliens
播出时间：1990年11月5日
Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.
第 8 集 Wabbit Season
播出时间：1990年11月12日
A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.
第 9 集 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
播出时间：1990年11月19日
Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.
第 10 集 One Down, Two to Go
播出时间：1990年11月26日
Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.
第 11 集 And Baby Makes Money
播出时间：1990年12月17日
Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.
第 12 集 Married ... with Who
播出时间：1991年1月7日
Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.
第 13 集 The Godfather
播出时间：1991年2月4日
Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.
第 14 集 Look Who's Barking
播出时间：1991年2月11日
Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.
第 15 集 A Man's Castle
播出时间：1991年2月18日
Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.
第 16 集 All Night Security Dude
播出时间：1991年2月25日
Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.
第 17 集 Oldies but Young 'Uns
播出时间：1991年3月18日
Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.
第 18 集 Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers
播出时间：1991年3月25日
Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.
第 19 集 Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?
播出时间：1991年4月8日
Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.
第 20 集 Top of the Heap
播出时间：1991年4月8日
In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.
第 21 集 You Better Shop Around (1)
播出时间：1991年4月15日
Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.
第 22 集 You Better Shop Around (2)
播出时间：1991年4月22日
The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.
第 23 集 Route 666 (1)
播出时间：1991年4月29日
The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.
第 24 集 Route 666 (2)
播出时间：1991年5月6日
The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.
第 25 集 Buck the Stud
播出时间：1991年5月20日
A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.
